glossylalia:
pocketdonut:
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acemill:
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IDK if I want to be her or be her bff
I respect her complete lack of shame in her game.
SCREAMING! I admire your commitment Mindy. I really do.
(via tchitchou26)
"I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than wisely keep my expectations at bay and hope they are exceeded. This quality has made me a needy and theatrical friend, but has given me a spectacularly dramatic emotional life." — Mindy Kaling - Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
(Source: universallongings)
"I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad where they were trying to say like — you know those ads where it’s like, “Don’t download things illegally, et cetera,” —- and the way they did it was they were like, “You wouldn’t steal a purse, would you? You wouldn’t think of stealing a car.” And I was thinking about it, I was watching it and I was like, “You know what? I would steal a car if it was as easy as touching the car and then thirty seconds later I owned the car. And, like, I would steal a car if by stealing the car, the person who owned the car, they got to keep the car. And um, I would also steal a car if no one I had ever met had ever bought a car before in their whole lives." — Mindy Kaling (via rufustfirefly, megalong) (via oh-rebecca)
"I like watching people fall in love onscreen so much that I can suspend my disbelief in the contrived situations that occur only in the heightened world of romantic comedies. I have come to enjoy the moment when the male lead, say, slips and falls right on top of the expensive wedding cake. I actually feel robbed when the female lead’s dress doesn’t get torn open at a baseball game while the JumboTron camera is on her. I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world. For me, there is no difference between Ripley from “Alien” and any Katherine Heigl character. They are equally implausible. They’re all participating in a similar level of fakey razzle-dazzle, and I enjoy every second of it." — Flick Chicks: A Guide To Women In The Movies by Mindy Kaling, excerpt from Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
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"The worst thing, the most pretentious thing that someone can say to me, and it happens to me so often even though people know I make my living in writing, is “Oh, I don’t own a television.” And they say it so smugly, as though they’re so classy and educated and busy, and I just don’t understand that. I was watching, like, the making of Rubicon the other day, and I was like, “This is amazing!" — Mindy Kaling (via charlotte-charles)
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